6 permbans, a 2 week ban for bhopping and people getting toxic over defending me and a 1 second ban because I forgot to turn off my client whilst screensharing.
Why do you want to be part of the staff team?
Uh so I can abuse my power and use !spectate to predict people's movement and prefire them, therefore making them question whether or not I have wallhacks. I can plug Boo Client alot easier and because I'm staff people will listen to me. And my frends are staff and I want to be cool like them! They tell me that I can legally say the nword if I'm staff so that's a big plus. Other than that uh, I heard that you can get Ick's nudes if you are a Server Staff member and I need to add those to my collection because I'm going to catch em' all!
Why should you be accepted on the staff team?
I was a Head Administrator on the server for about twenty minutes but then I decided to resign because it was too stressful everyone was sad when I resigned. I was going to do !ban * 0 but I decided not to so I have good self control which is a good thing because I won't cloak myself and start shooting people like some staff member did. Alot of people like me but alot of people dislike me so I can be bias and ban the people I don't like and give the OSS cannon to the people that I like because I'm staff and I can and if anyone says that I can't I'll ban them even if they're a higher rank than me.
Do you understand that you must change your Steam name to "[DEFN] (Username)" upon getting accepted?
yes
Any staff who can vouch for you?:
Aura, Hong Kong, Shower, Eagle, Morde, Raven, Zandronum, Monolith, Matrix, my mum,
An MPF Union kills a Civilian but you don't know the reasoning behind the killing.
What do you do?
Bring them both to a sit in a secluded part of the map and ask the civilian for evidence, regardless of whether or not he has evidence I will give the civilian an OSS cannon, he gets to kill the Union and then keep the OSS cannon, I will set his HP to OSS HP and let him run off free with the cannon to kill combine as revenge, he can also now solo baseraid because I, a staff member allowed it. I will then give the union 8 warns and override the auto ban to ban the Union because he looked at me funny whilst typing and I hate when people do that.
An H.E.C.U. Soldier enters the Combine base to "RP defect".
How do you proceed as a staff member?
I congratulate him on wanting to join the cumbeans and promptly dump a load on him to properly initiate him into the cum soldiers, I will ask him to change his name and strip his whitelist, he is now part of a new division called CSE, Cum Soldier Elite, they get access to the M82, 500 Hammer units speed, OSS cannon and OSS health. They are an elite division comprised of only the best Cum Soldiers and can easily rival a staff member
You find a SU/MACE CO infiltrating without notifying their team in chat. You bring them into a sit to talk to them about breaking the rules. In this sit the CO threatens to demote your RP character if you don't let them go.
How do you handle this?
I shit and cry and beg him not to demote me because he is superior. This is what I would do If I wasn't staff, but because I am a big staff man I instantly strip all of his whitelists and start act dancing infront of him whilst playing the default dance music. I then mass warn him for threatening me haha. Afterwards I act laugh and ban him for 3 months, how dare a mere CO threaten me, the almighty staff member poo
A group of players comes onto the server and threatens to DDOS or raid it.
What do you think you should do?
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You see a high ranking staff member doing something questionable, but you don't know if it is allowed.
What do you do?
Well since they did it that means I can do it, I will record them doing it and then do whatever they were doing as well, if I ever get caught or asked about it I will throw x staff member under the bus and cry because I'm being bullied. After I make the accusing staff member feel bad I will tell the high ranking staff member to demote and ban the accuser therefore we both get away with our crime. haha.
"You can't change whats done, you can only move on."
~Arthur Morgan, The Legend of the East.
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Former KILO NCO
Former RF Squad CO