dick measuring contest for factions and divisions and shit


yeatlover44  Member 22 Mar 22 at 10:23pm
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post ur divisions most awesome frag montages and then we do (POLITE AND COURTEOUS) competition to make the most awesome frag montage
dnc if gay idea its cool and you have tight asshole, start loosening up.

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Terry  Member 22 Mar 22 at 10:35pm
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TheJC  VIP 22 Mar 22 at 11:43pm
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- You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

- Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

- A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

- Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

but I'm just Harry.

- Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

but I'm just Harry!

- No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

- NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

- Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

- Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

- Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

- Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

- HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

- For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.

I don't give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

- Listen Harry, you're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and SHIT. And you're going to be FUCKING pleased about it!

I don't WANT to do your FUCKING spells you BASKET CASE! stick it up your fucking DICK-HOLE!

- My fucking WHAT?!?!

HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the FUCKING line!

- No I'm not. You - are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a fucking owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT.

I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL

- I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard.

I'm a WHAT?!

- YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, FOR FUCK SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!

Hagrid I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK.

- This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER

I'LL FUCKING SET YER BEARD ON FIRE!

- 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE

I'LL FUCKING BURST YE'

- Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your SHITEY meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.

I'll fucking NAW yer ARM off, Hagrid!

- Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little BITCH

I'll PUMP ye' SILLY.

- C'MON THEN YA CUNT

SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON

- I'll RUPTURE YOUR FUCKING ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK

I'll RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT

- LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK
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Destitute the :dab:  Chief Executive Officer VIP 23 Mar 22 at 4:48am
#7
The shooting at white blobs montage shall arrive.
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