You can get 24 hours to spend however you like with the girlfriend of your dreams. She will be perfect just like you imagined and will be loyal to you and do as you please. The catch is once the 24 hours runs out, you have to dip your balls in sulfuric acid (no matter how little you just have to do it) within 3 days to get another 24 hours, or else she will be lost for good. Do you accept my offer?

P.S. In case you somehow loose the sulfuric acid, when you go to sleep the prevous one will completely disapear and a new one will be given to you.

this one sounds oddly specific

He probably had a dream about this or something

boutta demonstrate chemistry in a whole nother way and dilute that acid til it becomes water.

Wait, every 72 hours, you can have a girlfriend for 24 hours on the condition that within that 72 hours you dip your balls in sulfuric acid?

Or, you can have a girlfriend for as long as you want consistently, on the condition that you dip your balls once every 72 hours?

Either way, I’ve been in less painful relationships, pass me the acid.

Omw to dip dog toys that are shaped like balls since my genitals were never specified.

It doesn't say I can't have ball armor

amazing deal however wheres the men option

(22 May 22 at 7:33pm)Onx Wrote: Wait, every 72 hours, you can have a girlfriend for 24 hours on the condition that within that 72 hours you dip your balls in sulfuric acid?

Or, you can have a girlfriend for as long as you want consistently, on the condition that you dip your balls once every 72 hours?

Either way, I’ve been in less painful relationships, pass me the acid.

You can have a girlfriend for 24 hours on the condition that after the time runs out and she is gone you dip your balls in sulfuric acid within 72 hours and bring her back if you dont then shes gone for good