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Poison  VIP 21 Jan 20 at 8:05pm
#11
?Doofenshmirtz evil incorperated ?

[Perry breaks in]

[Perry gets trapped]

"Ah, yes. Perry the Platypus, how..Expected-

seriously you're right on time. Want a snack?"

[Pause]

"Norm has cheese and crackers." ("YES I DO.")

"Anyways, behold my cock and ball torture-inator!"

[Perry looks shocked]

"Well, you can't really behold it.. It's not completely finished"

"I'll show you it when I'm done of my tragic backstory though."

"You see, Perry the Platypus; As a child back in Gimmelshtump,"

[Switch to doof as a child]

"I often hurt my p-"

[Switch back to normal]

[Perry somehow escapes trap and hits doof]

"Oh come on, you couldn't let me finish my backstory?!"

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Game Boy  VIP 23 Jan 20 at 4:48am
#13
@everyone Nobody really knows all the details. Depending on which side you were on the initial reports would say it was either the Rebels or the Combine who detonated the nuke in Canals district. All people remember is the mass evacuation, the klaxon of sirens and watching the atomic fireball break out into the sky, decimating the Canals.
The heat was something that could not be described with words, only action. Even the feared Overwatch Elite cowered while basking in the precipice of the fireball before them. As if punishment from the heavens for the violence that has plagued the Earth for millennia, the very building blocks of the universe were weaponized against the two massive fighting forces.
Post-Action Investigation revealed it was a group of Anarchists who'd manage to intercept a CWU Plutonium supply truck and torture a captured Rebel scientist to make it for them. They're believed to have been planning it for a year or so.
People always forget about the tortoise in a race filled with hares.
If there was one good thing to come out of it, depending on who you ask of course, is that many soldiers, Rebel and Combine alike, were happy to be finally out of that god-forsaken sewer.
Ick  Infrastructure Supervisor VIP 23 Jan 20 at 10:52am
#14
my greasy cock and balls ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes strong women stomp my greasy cock n balls powerlifitng madam

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