Kenny McCormick  Head Gamemaster VIP 3 Aug 20 at 1:33am Edited
Full Ingame Name(s)
LVET R12 Corpse-man SGM Kenny

SteamID & Discord Name/Tag
كيني ماكورميك#1933 (if this doesn't show up, do @Kenny in Defn discord) | STEAM_0:1:462320469

What Region are you located in? What's your timezone?
Texas, CST

Previous Punishments?
I almost got warned foor Racism because I said "1k to the first person to call Barracuda a 'Stinky Mexican' "

What's your reason for becoming Gamemaster?
I want to bring a new form of events to the table. The same "Quartermaster" or "Do this for this" type of events get bland very easily. I want to change that, I want to change up the style of events that Gamemasters do. I want funner, more enjoyable events that people don't participate in for money, but for the fun.

Have you ever been Event Staff or anything similar on other servers? If so please list below.
uhhh HoS on a Sandbox server

Explain how you take criticism from other people, from constructive to border-line harassment.
Criticism I define as constructive, informative, and helpful to my event process. For example, someone saying "hey, this event was cool, but (so and so) can be worked on by (this and that)." is valid and helpful criticism. 

Harassment, however, is when someone says "DUDE THIS EVENT WAS SO SHIT! I WANT YOU TO RESIGN, EAT SHIT, AND DIE IN A LONELY HOLE!" or something along the lines of that. They don't provide helpful info on what I messed up on and they don't elaborate. They mainly insult me and make a fool of themselves.

A Combine CmD has openly expressed their distaste for an event you're doing at that moment. It has gotten to the point where he is actively disrupting your event. What is your course of action?
If he is disrupting the event, I'll bring him and ask him to stop, then communicate to staff on at the time and tell them "yo, watch out for this CmD, if he continues just mute him, please." 

A Resistance Fighter starts PMing you with some questions about a recent event you've done. However, because you were AFK, he has started harassing you. What is your course of action?
I'll bring him, explain the event, then tell him to be patient or ask someone else who participated in the event about the event if I can't get back to you fast enough.

What are GM's permissions both inside and outside of events?
Inside, the GM's are allowed to:
Spawn vehicles
Give weapons

Give health/armour
and more

Outside, they're allowed to:
Spawn vehicles for civs

Fix GM related issues (My thing won't spawn, can you help me?)
Help out with problems

You are hosting an important Post-Event DB and all of a sudden, the CO's ask you to leave so they can do their DB and exclude yours. What is your course of action?
I'll ask them to wait patiently until mine is over before theirs can begin. It's rude to rush a man's debrief

A Gamemaster who said he would be assisting you in an event later on today hasn't shown up and now the event is running behind schedule. What should you do?
1. Don't panic
2. Ask any available GMs on to assist me, and brief them on what they should do.
3. If 2 can't be done, try to do the event myself
4. If 3 doesn't work out, cancel the event and issue compensation to both sides. Then reschedule it and yell at the GM try to figure out what happened with the GM

After getting a green light on an event, you notice there are 3 vehicles deployed at once. It is causing a little lag, what is your course of action?
Ask 1 or 2 of the vehciles to undeploy, then remove and compensate them (if able)

What's the process GM's take before making events, from start to finish. (This is what YOU think)
1. Go into singleplayer and build the event area
2. Queue the event (I've heard this is what you have to do)
3. Once the day comes, get into the server and paste the event dupe down
4. Once everyone needed is on (assuming you needed assistance), start the event at the scheduled time
5. Once the event is over, issue rewards.
6. Hold a vote and ask for criticisms

A Resistance Captain is openly criticizing your event when he isn't in the event itself. It has gotten to the point where he is interrupting your important adverts relating to the event. What should you do?
Ask the captain to stop and scold him because a CO shouldn't be this immature. Then offer him to participate in the event and see if he likes it or not.

How often do you think GM's should host events?
Every once and awhile, like 3 or 4 times a week

List three events that you might do if you get accepted (DETAILED AND BE ORIGINAL) [Campaigans and RP Situations are EXCLUDED]

Where's Dog?
Muertos has lost his dog, "Dog." He posted signs everywhere and misses him. It's up to the rebels to find him and capture the pet, because he totally misses it.
(and I'm not supposed to tell you guys this, but the Dog has some vital intel about a superweapon the Combine are building. They're also looking for Dog. Also why the fuck does a dog have intel about a weapon on it, what the fuck?).

To "capture" Dog, you have to lure him inside somewhere with babies, and then roll against him. Win the roll, you can take dog back to base. If you lose, dog can escape. either side can kill the people leading Dog back to base, and then Dog can run around once more.

Juarez has the shit you need!
Alright, lets keep this a secret, okay? So, theres this guy I know who knows a guy who knows a guy that's related to a guy's wife whos' marred to a guy named "Juarez Delmecho." Let me tell you, the shit you see in the wasteland and on the battlefield is childrens programming compared the fucked up madness he's been through. But I'm not here to tell you his life story, I'm here to tell you that this guy is coming to the City, and he has some shit he needs to get off his back. He's setting up shop and selling all the things he has in his little truck. I'm talking Pulse Balls, radiation suits, drugs, illegal arms, all that Breaking Bad shit and more! Don't give him a hard time, though, or he'll do some unimaginable shit to you.

"This is Zookeeper Harrison requesting support here at the *static* zoo. We have an ape that's esxfc- *heavy static* (faint monkey sounds) oh shit oh fuck gA- *more static* okay *heavy breathing* we need help, like, serious help. Two of our intelligent apes fashoned a lockpick out of the tricycles we gave them and went on a rampage. Dan was ripped in half and Mark's been turned into a stain. We need (glass breaking) OH FUCK THE MONKEYS JUST BROKE INTO A TRUCK OH GOD OH FUCK! THEYRE TAKING THE BANANAS AND ALL THE COPIES OF DK64 WE KEEP ON HAND! HEY! STOP RIGHT TH.. *fades out from the radio*" (screaming can be heard, the engine starts up, tires peel away).

A brown truck with 2 crates will drive around the map/ It is up to the "Zookeepers" (civvies/anarchs) to capture the monkeys by either destroying the truck, killing them, or cuffing them with cuffs. If the cuffs are abused, the Zookeeper in question will be slayed. If you capture the apes, you have to bring him to point H and feed him a banana (/me feeds the monkey a nice, yellow banana | /roll). If the roll fails, the monkeys will become hostile again. If you lose the roll, the monkeys can be executed.

The zookeepers have 15 minutes to capture the monkeys before they escape. The zookeepers, once the capture the monkeys, can either keep the weapons, or get a small amount of credits in exchange for a !slay.

Do you understand and accept the following clause: I will not leak staff information in gamemaster channels or otherwise. I will not abuse my powers in-game or otherwise. I must add [DEFN] to my steam username as soon as I get accepted.

Do you understand the basics of ULX? (If so, list basic commands below)


Nova Prospekt Division Leader
Former Resistance 1stLT
Current Head Gamemaster

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Poison  VIP 3 Aug 20 at 2:16am
as much i as love you i gotta -1 this for 1 reason and one reason alone

PP small

"You can't change whats done, you can only move on."
~Arthur Morgan, The Legend of the East.

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consul.  Member 3 Aug 20 at 2:58am
is nice, nice events too.
cool pp- i mean person, so I would +1 you.

Echos  Server Administrator Trial Gamemaster VIP 3 Aug 20 at 3:00am
+1, I read it over multiple times because his pet monkey kept attacking my ass, good person, good app, big brain events

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RF Squad CO
BOT Pieswick  VIP 3 Aug 20 at 4:02am
+1, you’re a good guy and the app is good quality.

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AlexMagus  Affairs Counselor VIP 3 Aug 20 at 7:56am
+1 nice events and answers
Sigma  Server Administrator VIP 3 Aug 20 at 11:21am
+1 because you are active and make good decisions but you gotta know Fel is gonna deny this for either a non-existent reason or a retarded one

- Former NPU Jailor OfC I
- Former OVA KILO CmD
- Former OTA SWORD CmD 

Pass the charmin ultra soft, cuz I be shittin. 

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Kenny McCormick  Head Gamemaster VIP 4 Aug 20 at 3:01pm
anticipation grows

Nova Prospekt Division Leader
Former Resistance 1stLT
Current Head Gamemaster

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Kenny McCormick  Head Gamemaster VIP 4 Aug 20 at 3:34pm

Nova Prospekt Division Leader
Former Resistance 1stLT
Current Head Gamemaster

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SSteffan  VIP 5 Aug 20 at 2:56am Edited
this may be guacamole nigga penis but +1 nice effort
if your forums staff and you see this then give me my fuckin vip/global vip role
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